Little Cup Of Sunshine

i cybered on omegle today

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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ellelarondelle:

dearjimmoriarty:

fuckyeah-i-read:

iggymarauder:

Cinna/Doctor, the SS Radiant Sun.

I ship the hell out of this.

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC? WHERE IS THIS FIC AT?

And then Cinna flew away with the Doctor and nothing bad ever happened to him because CINNA

who is Cinna?

He’s from The Hunger Games. This particular representation is from the movie, where he was played by Lenny Kravitz. *swoon*